if i had a hammer and you were my lady
i'd hit you in the mornin' smack you in the evenin'
just about supper time

when God grants repentence is there something i have to do to use it, is there some aching in my heart that leads to action, some desire unfulfilled that tells me which way to go? or is there just a book and a quiet room? or a baby who smiles unfailingly with her gap tooth grin?

those blonde smooth-skinned smiling faces make me believe in spite of my idiocy

a bonofatigue remedy in three verses...

hold me kick me kill me spill me
you know the car is idling
and wenches are for tarts
you're a big wad of cash
you're a star
don't be shy
please tell me to cry
hold me kick me kill me spill me
oh oh
duh duh duh dadadah
weinerweiner...
once you find your underwear
go down on your knees
tell me why you're crying
grab your crucifix
you don't have to be mine love
hold me kick me kill me spill me
you don't know how you shook it
when you been stealin' headlights
you're a star
pressin' records with your sister
you don't know what you're cooking
baby you're a car
oh think of the sky
you'll have to go die
hold me kick me kill me spill me

she's short and blonde
and she smiles when i see her
she loves for me to hold her
up to the sky to see
and her laugh is like heaven
when she's happy i cry
and there's not enough world
to hold all her joy
every step an adventure
every chair a tower
every pillow for screaming
every insect for inspection
she sleeps in my arms
she cries whee in a circle
she clings, she grasps, she loves

she thinks this song is about her
and she knows what she knows
and she knows there's a sun in the sky
and her lovers all lie
and the flowers will die when it's over

she thinks this song is about her
but she's never wrong until now
and she'll never know just how
and she'll never understand
why i'm leaving tonight with her movies

she thinks this song is about her
'cause she dances along
and sings out the song
and she always hops on one foot
and there's always a door slamming at night

she thinks this song is about her
and you know it's the truth in the day
and you know it's a lie anyway
and she thinks she's beautiful
and she's right